Week 1
The Steel Curtain didn’t need a bullet proof vest for the blanks Jesse fired
This is what I’m talking about!!! Mr. Resilient is back baby! Nothing makes me happier than seeing Jesse lose. Especially when he loses to RJ. I think RJ tried to warn Jesse all afternoon, but we all know how stubborn Jesse is. T is off the hook this year, since he no longer has to dig Jesse’s chubb. I want to personally nominate RJ for president. Rj started this year off by leading us all. Week one top scorer is in the books for RJ, now we just need to wait and see if he’ll add to it in the coming weeks. By the way RJ, the next time you don’t show any interest in the trophy the league present to you, it will be your last. Go and get you hidden gem award you forgot at Cam, or you could just blame it on the alcohol. Jesse thought if he changed his name, he would come out gunning in week one, but Rj had other plans. Jesse, do you remember when you were pouring shots down everyone’s throat? Well, I hope you enjoyed what RJ poured down yours in week one. You can swallow now!
World Boss reminds Yo Belichick Yo self how his 2020 season ended
After today, the last thing Cam wants is to hear the name World Boss! Last year Cam played T in the final game of the regular season. T was obviously the Boss of Cam at the end of that game. Cam thought T’s victory at the end of the regular season was a fluke and he couldn’t wait to avenge his loss. Well, you know what they say, sometimes you have to be careful what you wish for. Cam prayed to the fantasy gods to face T once again, and as faith would have it, Cam and T faced off in the first round of the playoff. It was a nail biter of a game but once again, T proved he was too much to handle. Word around town was instead of Cam getting on his knees to pray to the fantasy gods, he should have just gotten down on his knees in front of T. You automatically become a winner when you do that! Week one of the 2021 season was the charm. It was Cam’s third time trying to beat T and he was successful. Cam was successful at beating the black off T’s meat. Cam is going to be depressed all week, but let’s see if he could bounce back in week 2. T has already started putting a plan in place to deal with Shady in week 2.
The Eagle Empire shows no respect to the online champ Rugknuckles
This is what I like to see! I like when Mark comes out and just run over anyone in his way. Mark most likely got tired of seeing Bill walk away with the new championship belt and trophy. As a matter of fact, I think everyone got tired of seeing Bill walking away with numerous awards. We all need to send Mark thank you card for knocking Bill off his high horse. Guess what Bill? You’re no longer riding that horse, because after riding Mark this week, everyone is now lined up waiting for their turn. I think we should all prepare ourselves to keep seeing Mark putting up win’s week after week. He obviously made a strong statement with his week one win, and I have a feeling his best is yet to come. Do you guys notice how quiet Bill was at the draft? Well, it’s because the little bitch was crying. I thought maybe Bill was crying because he was so happy he won so many trophies. I later found out he was crying, because it wasn’t an online draft which meant he had to draft his own team and therefore he wasn’t going to be able to defend his trophy. Bill is going to have a mouth full to deal with in week 2 when he faces off against Jesse and his Shots Fired squad. I have a feeling what Jesse is going to be shooting Bill with isn’t going to be coming out of a gun, well, I guess it all depends on what Jesse nicked named his manhood. Job well done Mark, thank you for humbling the champ.
Run CMC told Ryan to put his little Ditka away
This is breaking news in my book! When it comes to people we pick on a lot, Nate is usually at the top of the list. Many of you were probably expecting to see the guy who took home the pink shirt, start the year with a loss, but not this year. I am extremely proud of Nate. He came into this year with a new name and started off the year with a big win against the biggest shit talker around. I am hopping on the Nate bandwagon for week 1. With this win, Nate will be a strong candidate for highlighting the game of week 2. Cory, do you remember when I introduced Ryan as one of the toughest opponents you’ll ever face? You could forget all that shit, because Nate proved otherwise.
My Ball Zach Ertz still has Chris cummin all over himself after a long Sunday afternoon
Well for those of you who missed it, here’s a recap. Luke was the first owner to 50 wins, 10,000 points, permanently have a week named after him and the first team to hit 100 points to open the 2021 season! I’m going to go out on a limb and say Luke is going to be the first team clinch a playoff spot since he seems to be the first at almost everything else. This was one of the matchups that was over by half time of every game. Luke sodomized Chris all afternoon and the poor guy is now afraid to go out in public. I enjoy watching these types of victories where the loser must take the walk of shame after receiving an ass whopping of a lifetime! Keep up the great work Luke. All you need to do is win the championship this year and we’ll give you your gold jacket. Hope we’ll be able to let Chris out of his straight jacket by then.
Shady Mccoy pulls off the Monday night magic over the Ju Ju train
You know what I like about Shady? When I first met him and I found out his name was Mccoy, I started calling him shady mccoy. Shady, I need you to win a few awards. I need to see your name on a piece of hardware next year, so let’s make it happen. I am not going to get on Walt too much this week. I don’t know who had more fun, Walt or everyone who enjoyed watching Walt. I must say Walt reminded me of myself a few years ago. Alcohol played a major role in my championship run so I wouldn’t be surprised if Walt did it this year lol. It’s great to see Shady starting the year with a win. I expect to see Shady back in the win column in week 3 because he’s definitely going to get his ass whoop in week 2 when he plays World Boss.
Cory won the dick measuring contest against Jason
Hey Walt, Cory is the guy with the big dick!!! The words “THAT’S HIM” are going to live on forever. So, we had big dick boy vs suck my jankzz and his dick pic. I don’t know if it’s testosterone or a social sexual experiment. Either way we know Cory has a big ego and he showed if off in week one. Cory wasn’t impressed with Jason’s dick pic, so he decided to end this discussion once and for all. Cory I hope you gave Walt your autograph because he was surely excited to meet you. I think time will tell what Jason’s faith will be, however I’m ready to decide it. When Jason passed on CMC for Kamara, I think it was fair to say Jason doesn’t care much about winning this year. It’s only week one but I have a feeling I’ll be throwing a lot of shit at Jason as the season progress.
Good luck to you all in week 2!!
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