Suck My Ditka does the unthinkable to My Ball Zach Ertz in week 10
Sometimes you just need to take a step back and think about some of the things people go through in this world. You have kids starving in Africa, you have horrible wars happening around the world, you have Cam not being able to make it out of the first round and now you Ryan not giving a fuck about incest while he shoves his Ditka in between his own brother’s ball Zach. A couple of weeks ago we learned Luke was the one who guided Ryan down the path of fantasy football. I am going to take this week to show some respect to Luke. We are grateful for what you have done with Ryan over the years. Today was huge for Ryan but there are so many other things that happened over the years that have shown the magnificent work Luke has put into Ryan has paid off. I am not taking anything away from Ryan, he has shown he is one of the greatest we’ve seen. There is a reason there are 6 division titles between the Griffin brothers and the rest of the league combined has a total of 3!!! There are few weeks where I will show the loser love, but this week was special, and I am proud of both Griffin boys. With all that said, Luke still sucked Ryan’s ditka haha.
Rugknuckles moves with in 1 game of tying Luke for the most career wins in league history
This week we will talk about Bill because there is not much to say about his opponent. With a win in week 10 and a loss by Luke, Bill will be tied with Luke for the most career wins in league history. The race to 100 will be exciting now that Bill has gotten so close to Luke in the standings. I am sure after Luke reads this message; he is going to do everything he can to prevent Bill from getting any closer. I guess we could focus on the newcomer for a second. Paul started the year with a decent record. After week 9, he is now sitting at 3-6 and outside of the playoffs looking in. The next two weeks will be the telling tale for Paul. We’ll let this rookie earn his stripes before we even involve him in conversations. You’re fresh meat Paul. No one expects you to win, we only expect you to give it up and you have done a wonderful job at that so far.
Yo Belichick Yo Self should be arrested for taking advantage of Walt the handicap
This is called bullying. First place versus last place is just not fair. Cam is scoring points too easily; I feel like he stole Luke’s book on how to score without trying. Either way Cam is the current Legend of the league. There is no one that has come close to what he’s doing on the season. We have Ryan who is close to him in the standings, but Cam has separated himself is so many other categories. If Cam were to win his remaining 5 games, he would break his own season win total of 11 wins in a season. Legendary status for sure! I would like to apologize to Walt. He came up to me at the draft and asked if he could hug and fuck one of my trees, I told him no because we have kids around. He said he doesn’t care, the kids can watch too. I think the only reason Walt is having such a bad season is because he didn’t get to hug and fuck any trees. We’ll just need to make sure next year’s host give Walt the time he needs with his trees.
The Big Green Banana is closing the coffin on TVann32 playoffs hopes.
I remembered the days when Jesse and Tyler used to be friends, but it appears those days are no more. Jesse is sitting comfortble in the middle of the playoff race. Time will tell if Jesse will make a climb higher or if he will follow his brother to the bottom of the pile. We all have our fav sexual positions, Tyler’s is missionary, except he likes to be at the bottom. If anyone is looking for Tyler, look right next door to Walt, they are neighbors. One more loss on the season could be the final nail in the coffin for the Tvann32 crew.
Who Dat Nation is the most dangerous squad around after crumbling The Eagle Empire
A few weeks ago, I thought the only way Chris would make the playoffs was if someone bought him a ticket. Then I remembered this dude had three chips and his own page, so it was impossible to count him out. Chris likes to work under the radar. He has won 5 straight games and is looking to get number 6 in week 10 to start being part of the win streak chase conversation. We all thought this guy had a “Mark” on his back because he knows what he’s doing. What we found out this week is that he actually has that “Mark” on his ass and Chris found it with no problem.
World Boss reunites with RJ and his pink manzier
For those of you who did not know, when RJ was here for the draft, I gave him a tour of my master bedroom. I’m not going to get into all of the details, all I will say is he did let me take off his manzier with my teeth. RJ showed me a lot of pink that day, we had a great time. We had such an enjoyable time that RJ offered to come over again this week. RJ, you know what our favorite slogan is….love you long time.
Suckmyjankzz neutralizes the Shady Shaker
Jason is having the best season of his career. He is currently sitting at the number 3 spot on the season hanging out in the penthouse with the other top dogs. Jason got tired of hearing about the Shady Shaker and wanted us to talk more about his Jankzznator. I am not sure what the obsession is with everyone and their dick in this league. Most of you named your team after a dick or have a picture of a dick. I’m just going to chalk it up as you guys love to fuck your opponents. A few weeks ago, Shady was the front runner for the MVP award now he finds himself sitting in the 8th and final playoff spot. Talk about a fall from glory!
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