ALL EYES ARE ON WORLD BOSS, I MEAN ALL EYES!!!
World Boss exposes Chris the little bitch Who Dat Nation
I would like to apologize to all of you and to the fantasy world. A couple of weeks ago I introduced Chris as the first-person God created right after he invented fantasy football. He wanted someone to rule over the beautiful sport. He thought Chris was that guy but last week we all found out he’s not. Last week Chris had a prime opportunity to show he was the best but the spotlight was just too big for him. World Boss proved to be the bigger man, so big that all the bitches that were hanging all over Chris last week are all now running to T. This is what happens when you give a puppy a big dog’s bone, he chokes, and Chris choked like he was the hawk tuah bitch in action. We’ll soon find out if that’s Tyler in the background waiting for his turn in week 8
Yo Belichick Yo Self ends Suck My Ditka’s shot at a three-game win streak to start his own three game win streak
I don’t think we will find anyone who will work harder than Cam over the next few games. Cam is going to try to make it back to the top of the standings, I know all he cares about is the championship trophy, however, I am sure he wants to keep his lead for having the most in season trophies but most importantly, he wants to that Steve Wall Memorial award for the third straight year! Ryan is struggling to keep his head above water right now. I am excited to see the look on Ryan’s face when he looks in the mirror. We are use to seeing the Ryan stamp on people’s forehead, it’s nice to see someone else putting a stamp on his forehead this time around. We’ve all heard about the tramp stamp, well we can thank Cam for giving Ryan a Cam stamp here in week 7
Rugknuckles continues the public humiliation of the steel curtain
Sweet baby Bill continues to give RJ the taste of defeat. Bill is keeping the dream alive for all of us. We will have a special presentation for RJ if he keeps his perfect winless season going. I think it will be fair to start tracking his progress after this week. Bill will need to keep his winning ways up if he wants to find himself in the playoff race. I wish there was a way we could make some money off of RJ. I mean, I’ve seen women get fucked less than RJ is getting fucked right now and make Bank. I was willing to drop my life savings to get a sample of this bitch, but she’s probably so used now it probably makes sense that everyone is getting it for free. Mr. resilient is now Mr. consistent, Mr. consistently losing every week that is.
Tvann32 pulled off a Prime comeback win that is still causing Luke’s Ball Zach to Ertz
Just a reminder, last year Bill won the Chris Cummings Prime Time award with 3 total wins. We are only halfway through the season and Tyler already has 3 to his name. This is an absolutely remarkable effort we’re seeing from Tyler. He already has a strong hold on the Home of the Brave award and now he’s looking to take control of the division. Tyler is on a mission, and I am not sure who is going to step up to slow him down. Every year it’s the same story with Luke, we all sit and anticipate greatness, after all Luke is leading us all with career wins, so I think we all expect to see him put on a show. Watching Luke is like pulling up that video that says BBC demolishes perky housewife, only to find out the fucker is a two-pump chump. Wait, did i say BBC, sorry I meant LWC (Luke White Cock) We’ll see if Luke could find a way to close games out in the second half of the season.
The Big Green Banana is standing at attention after walking on Flat Earth
Guys, it makes sense, the earth is flat. Think about it, cars drive flat, when we walk, we’re flat, unless you’re hiking or some shit, but you guys get the point. Regardless, Jesse doesn’t give a fuck. It was good to see Jesse not let Mr. Pink shirt come in and dominate week 7. We all thought Walt had something special going but thanks to Jesse, Walt is probably just who we thought he was, a tree humping bitch who loves his flat earth.
Shady takes advantage of Paul’s inability to score
One of the best feelings in football is when you see that 100% win under your name, and they are still games on the schedule. Matt had locked up his win against Paul before the sun raised itself for the day, that’s right folks, the Shady shaker is back. I reached out to Paul to ask him about his thoughts on playing the Shady Shaker. Paul had a big smile on his face, he said he was excited for the challenge. I even started getting excited about this matchup based on how Paul was talking about it. I could feel the energy in his voice so then I asked Paul to show me how excited he was. I said I can feel the energy of how excited you are to face Matt, but now I want to see why he’s so excited to face the Shady Shaker……. the picture below is what i received from Paul, i’m still trying to figure this one out.
The Champ bounces back against The Eagle Bounce House
Sometimes all you need is someone to give you a little boost. The Champ was on a two-game slide and needed a boost to get back in the winning column. That boost came when Mark came rolling into town. You know how they say things look bigger in the mirror? Well, I have a feeling Mark thought Jason was walking into his empire of hell, but instead all the Mark did was present a launching pad for the Champ. I’m happy to see the Champ back in the win column. Jason did the same thing last year where he flew under the radar until he picked things up in the second half of the season. If anyone is having a party anytime soon, please give Mark a call, he will get you a discount on a bounce house.
Good luck to you all during Rivalry Week!!!
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