CHRIS AND HIS BITCHES!!!!
Who Dat Nation shows Rugknuckles why his three championships make him the G.O.A.T
In the beginning, all we had was the flat earth (Walt ☺). Then God had to decide what should he create next. He then decided to invent fantasy football. Following fantasy football, he then decided to create someone who would rule the fantasy football world forever and that’s when he decided to create Chris. We don’t call him the GOAT for nothing, three championships followed by fucking up the guy who’s trying to be like him. Bill has two chips to his name, but Chris made sure he reminded him who the boss was. 5-0! one of the greatest starts we have ever seen in league history. If Chris could just walk over Bill and his two champions, I don’t think they are many others that may be able to challenge Chris. When you were at the top of God’s list to rule over all others, you also get all the bitches like Chris in the above picture. The time has begun to start tracking the win streak chase. The world has never seen anyone like Chris. When I have kids one day, I will tell them Chris is not only the GOAT but he’s also their father!
World Boss makes the champ his bitch in week 5
T is back at it. Most people don’t know how to rebound after a loss, T is not most people, so rebounding is not an issue for him. After coming off his first loss of the season to Tyler, it was a walk in the park for T to be back in the win column. Tyler will remain on T’s hit list for the rest of the year, this could potentially be a semifinal matchup. Do you all remember when Jason was butt ass naked standing there with the belt around his waist. Well, i decided to keep that theme going for Jason this week as well. Jason was butt ass naked in week 5 but this time he had a set or hands wrapped round his waist and not the belt. Jason is looking weak this year so I think we could start looking to crown a new champ here in 2025! And when I say new champ, I mean World Boss.
Suck My Ditka takes advantage of I’m A Slut All Day Everyday
It’s fantasy football season, which means Ryan is smiling, which means it’s mushroom stamping season again! I don’t know if you guys noticed but Paul has a really nice forehead, so it would make sense as to why Ryan would leave a lasting impression on Paul’s forehead. Ryan is currently sitting in the playoff picture early in the season. I know it’s not quite the season Ryan has envisioned so far, because he would much rather be in the number 1 spot. Since Ryan can’t be number 1 right now, he’ll just continue to make mushroom stamping his number 1 priority. It looks like Paul is back to being the slut we all know him to be. He’s not just a slut on Sundays, he’s a slut “AllDayEveryDay”. My guess is whoever Paul plays in week 6 will have one of the essiest matchups of the year, let’s see how that works out
My Ball Zach Ertz creeps close to career win number 80 after walking on flat earth
Luke, if wasn’t for Chris and his perfect season, you may have been my favorite due to how close you are to 80 career wins. When this is all over, we will all be happy to call you Dan Marino in your gold jacket. The goal jacket is already there but you still have time to get rid of the Dan Marino title. Luke has been alternating between wins and losses. If he keeps this up, we could see Luke back in the L column, my guess is this is the week Luke starts a win streak. We are now back to the earth being round. It appears Walt’s theory isn’t working, and he doesn’t have many facts prove the earth is flat. The only think we know is Walt’s ass is flat after the week 5 ass spanking Luke gave him.
TVann32 continues to be dominant after handing Shady his third loss on the season
The Tyler we are seeing this year looks even scarier than the Tyler in 2022 who made it to the finals. Many would look at Chris’s undefeated record and say Chris is the king, however Tyler is smart enough to know the real team to beat was World Boss. Tyler is knocking off all the past champs, First RJ, Bill and now T, he’s also got his eyes set on another in week 6, be careful Mark. Shady is shaping up for another disappointing season. He always comes out of the gate strong. He either looks sharp after draft day or after he wins his first game. Matt is the guy that walks into the bar and gets the girl every other guy had their eye on, then he takes her home and his dick doesn’t work. We might be witnessing the downfall of the Shady Shaker!
The Eagle Empire extends his win streak to four with the largest margin of victory over the big blue banana
Mark is a fucking legend. After losing his first to the great World Boss, Mark went back to the drawing board and came up with a plan to annihilate all. Speaking of annihilate, Mark annihilated the big blue banana in week 5 after besting Jesse by 55 points. This was the highest margin of victory in week 5. It appears this year many people have their eyes on Ryan’s win streak. Ryan did take home the Commissioner Special award, so I think Mark definitely has his eyes on it this year as well. If Mark makes it 5 straight in week 5, we’ll also have to start the tracking for Mark’s streak. You guys are probably wondering what the fuck is a blue banana. Well you have all hard of blue balls, well Jesse’s condition is so bad, that it has now spread into the banana. I don’t know about you guys but I see 0-14 in Jesse’s future. If Jesse loses this week, we may also start to track his progress to a winless season!
Yo Belichick Yo Self should be charged with child abuse after beating paper towel in week 5
Cam came away with the win in week 5 but we know he’s not happy. We know Cam’s main focus is to wrap up that division title once again. Regardless of what he says about winning the chip, we know he wants another division title, really bad!! I don’t know if we can celebrate this win by Cam. I mean I feel bad for RJ so I am sure Cam does too. The poor guy hasn’t won a game all season long and here comes Cam taking advantage of him. Shame on you Cam, just kidding, fuck RJ. Your are Mr. Resilient are you, let’s see how resilient you are now. Let’s see you dig your way out of this season and make the playoffs. Rj, if you make the playoffs, i’ll talk to the leadership to rename the league “The Legend of RJ”
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