Rugknuckles shines in the game of the week by fucking Cam up for trying to break his record
Bill, you remember the days when you were my favorite? Well, those days are back!!!! I love seeing people set records and I also love watching records get broken. What I don’t like is when Cam tries to break those records. This is what this league is all about. Guys like Bill doing whatever it takes to make sure little bitches like Cam don’t fuck with their shit. Bill I am extremly impressed with this effort. Your win streak record is safe once again, excellent job defending it. Cam, this is exactly what your little bitch ass needed. You needed to be knocked from your high horse. For four weeks you thought you were the shit, but thanks to Bill we now know you’re nothing but a pile of shit. Luke is already stroking his shaft waiting on you in week 5.
My Ball Zach Ertz gave out masks and gloves after handling Hot_Garbage
What the fuck is that smell? Oh, it’s just hot garbage Jesse. Now I hope you guys were not thinking Luke gave out masks because Covid was back. No, he gave out masks because Jesse is stinking up the joint. Not only did Luke top scored again this week but he also had the largest blowout this week as well. Luke, Mark, and I would like to apologize to you. We promise to never put you in this situation again. We know you are a legend, and you should only play other legends. Having you play Hot Garbage ass Jesse was just an insult and it wouldn’t happen again. With that said, thank you for whooping his ass this week, he needed it. Could you guys imagine Jesse in a pink shirt? I will tell you what if Jesse gets the pink shirt this year, we are having a wet pink shirt contest with Jesse at next year’s draft. Just make sure you bring a mask because he might still smell like hot garbage.
Ju-Ju Train put on his big boy pants and took off SuckmyJankzz’s pants
Walt is starting to look like he knows what this league is all about. It is finally good to see Walt no longer fucking tree in Cam’s yard and starting fucking people up in The League of Legends. I like when Walt gets aggressive. I like when Walt gets comfortable and tell Jason to suck his own Jankzz. Walt I do not even know who you play next week, and I do not care. If you pull off the hat trick with another win this week, you may just be the star of the show in the game of the week. I don’t know what to say about Jason. Jason probably stares at the picture of the dick in his profile picture than all he could think about was Walt. I think Jason was reminiscing about Walt tree hump so much that when he saw Walt this week he just gave it up like the little slut he is.
Shady came out with a bang and bangs World Boss to a 1-4 record
Shady sucks!! Just kidding, Shady is cool and T is just all in his feelings after losing another game. I remember the days when T saw Shady and was like this is a bye week. Well, times have changed and so did Shady. Matt is no longer taking any bullshit. If T ends up getting the pink shirt, this will be one of the most memorable games for Matt. I hope T gets the pink shirt. Two things are going to happen if T gets the pink shirt. The first is there is going to be an open spot in the league because Shady is getting kicked. The second thing that is going to happen is a friendship will end, Shady will be getting deleted from T’s contacts. Actually, I’ll just block him for a while because I will need to text him occasionally after to tell him to go fuck himself.
Who Dat Nation also puts an end to The Eagle Empire’s run at his record
Chris knows he was always my favorite and still is. Chris only lives for the big moments. Chris was highlighted in the game of the week because Mark was trying to go after his record, well you all saw how that ended. This is another one of those matchups where the outcome was perfect. Chris has a simple message, do not fuck with his record! I must say, I must applaud Chris for calling out the fantasy lord. Chris was surprised to see the fantasy lord picking Mark to beat him. Now that Chris has proven the fantasy lord wrong, a public apology was given. I am sorry for doubting you Champ. I know this year you will win number 4 and there is nothing little sluts like Mark could do to stop it. I will make sure Mark is there to clean and shine your belt after you win this year. I will say you must watch him closely though, his hands like to wonder. He may come out with some story about the belt being broken and you will need to use your dick as a stand to hold it up. Sweet dreams Mark, the only streak you’re seeing is the streak you left in your boxers after seeing what the Champ did to you!
Suck My Ditka continues to spread his seed across the league after taking out TVann32
Back in the 19th century, the popular phrase “The Empire on which the sun never sets” was well known across the world. We are now witnessing the evolution of the sun never setting on Ryan’s Ditka. Week after week, Ryan continues to leave his mushroom stamp on his opponents. It is only a matter of time before Ryan has a mushroom stamp on everyone forehead, which will complete Ryan’s journey. That is probably only the beginning because I am sure he is going to want to put a stamp on the trophy and belt as well. With World Boss up next, Ryan is ready to continue his expansion. Tyler has fallen off the wagon. Tyler started off looking like the hot girl at the bar after a few shots. You take her home then the alcohol wears off and you’re like what the fuck did I do? After winning 3 straight games, Tyler has since lost two straight. I think Tyler might have a thing for the Griffin boys. His first loss was to Luke then he comes and rolls over for Ryan in week 5. I wish my name were Theron Griffin and I was playing Tyler this week so I could get an easy win.
RJ did his job by keeping Nate winless
Mr. resilient is fighting back. RJ pulled off a very impressive win by keeping Nate as the front runner to the pink shirt. I am not going to say too much about RJs win. Even though RJ is 2-3, Nate has more points than RJ this season. RJ is the only person to not score over 500 points on the season. Despite all of that he still has two wins and that is all that matters. T is going to call RJ later to borrow his book on how to be resilient. Nate, I don’t even know where to start with you. I have never seen the previous year’s MVP perform like this. I get the feeling Nate looks at baseball and basketball rankings before he set his football lineup. So, there is a piece of information I shared with Nate only. I believe now is the time to share it with everyone else. I told Nate whoever wears the pink shirt year will also win the prize of having a little boy rub the hairs on their legs like Joe Biden used to. As you all can see, Nate is racing to get the pink shirt.
HOME | League of Legends 