Suck my Ditka pulls out the sledgehammer on World Boss
Game of the week? No, this was more of a Ryan domination of the week. Ryan had the meanest and toughest squad coming into week 5. After losing his first game in week one, Ryan has now pulled off 4 straight wins as he keeps the longest win streak record of seven games in his sights. The largest margin of victory heading into week 5 was 56. Nate set this mark in week one. Ryan decided to shatter that score and annihilate T by 87.4 points in week 5. For those of you who don’t know what danger is, this is it. Danger is allowing Ryan to go on a four-game win streak and putting himself in a great position to take home the annihilator award. The award voting begins next week, and I could surely see Ryan’s name showing up in numerous categories. 69 points! that’s right, that is all T was able to score in week 5. With numbers like this, T should probably be Ryan’s maid for a week. 69 is the lowest individual score this week. With such a shit show in week 5, T will be barred from the game of the week for at least 2 weeks.
Run CMC continues to put Who Dat Nation on blast
Nate you’re a special talent. Despite the pink shirt season last year, you continue to get those big wins. This is now back-to-back wins against Chris. Let me rephrase, this is now back-to-back wins against the league’s first back-to-back champion. I love the fact Nate keeps winning without “CMC” out there “running” him to the finish line. One thing we know for sure is Nate is playing like someone who never wants to wear a pink t shirt again. I’m losing respect for Chris week after week. I lose even more respect for Chris when he pays Nate. I hope Nate and Chris are somehow rivals for week 8. If that transpires and Nate wins, I’ll have a hard time ever mentioning Chris’s titles. I get the feeling every week we get asked the question. The question being, who dat nation? Thanks to Nate, we could now answer that question. It is simple, Chris is the losing Nation, no other way to phrase it .
Suckmyjankzz is starting to heat up after taking out The Eagle Empire
Jason is starting to come alive. He’s finally starting to use that first overall pick to his advantage. You know what the funny thing is about this matchup? Whenever we all think about Mark our jankzz gets hard. Jason is looking to show he has a chance to not only make the playoffs but be a force and contend for a title. This is surely one way to prove it. Beat a former champ and get your confidence up. So, I looked at the standings before I started to write about Mark. I scrolled through the standings for about 10 minutes before I finally found him as close as you could possibly get to the bottom. I think Mark felt so bad for Bill that he wanted to go at the bottom of the standings to check on him. Time will tell if Mark wants to fight with Bill for the pink shirt or if he wants to come up for some fresh air.
Shady pulled off one of the greatest comebacks in league’s history against Rugknuckles
This was the most exciting matchup of the year! There were so many factors in play here that made this epic. First off, Shady stepped up to the plate to keep the champ winless! Secondly, Shady did it using the champ’s deadliest weapon from last year, Lamar Jackson, finally, Bill’s chances of holding onto his title keeps getting slimmer. Shady should always remember this win as he did his part to make sure we see a new champ this year. I would think Shady is already picturing himself wearing that championship. I can’t think of a more beautiful picture right now. Before I go to bed, I look at Bill’s record, the first thing I do after I wake up, I look at Bill’s record, when my wife wants the pipe, I tell her I can’t because I’m admiring Bill’s record. Can you all tell how much I love seeing Bill sitting at 0-5? I cannot wait to see how much sexier Bill will be when he’s sitting at 0-6. Mr. Resilient, you are up bud, make us all proud!
Big Dick Boy wins with just the tip in Shots Fired
The matchup between Cory and Jesse was also fun to watch. Both guys battled to the end, but you can only have one winner. Well, unless you’re T and RJ, then you could have a tie. If there is one team, we don’t ever have to worry about its Cory’s team. Ever since Cory joined the league, he has shown he has what it takes to be the best. Let’s not forget in his first year he took home the top performer award. This year he’s tied for the league with four wins. There is not much we could say about this guy. He’s a legend and its only a matter of time before we start talking about him possibly being the goat! Jesse, when will you realize changing your team’s name does not mean you’re automatically going to start winning games? Jesse tried to draft a good team, he tried to set the perfect line up, he tried praying to the fantasy gods and he even tried changing his team name every year. I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news, but I need someone to tell Jesse he sucks. It may be time to give up fantasy and ty water polo. Actually, water polo takes skills so never mind.
My Ball Zach Ertz puts a pounding on Ju-Ju Train
My heart hurts with this one! Luke had no regards for Walt’s well being in this one! 194 points! A couple of weeks ago I talked about Luke being the only team to have reached the 170-point mark on the year. Well, how about we raise the bar. Luke followed up his week 3 performance with a dominating 194 points performance against Walt! This is one of the most exciting things we have ever seen in the league. Let’s be real, there is no one catching Luke in career wins or points scored anytime soon! The only way this season needs to end is with Luke winning the championship. A championship for Luke could make this the greatest individual season for any team. Walt is still drunk! This is going to go down as another failure for Walt. Bill is giving Walt every opportunity to separate himself from the pink shirt. Walt’s is responding by hanging around the bottom of the league to try on the pink shirt for himself. Walt must now deal with big dick Cory. I don’t think Cory will even need the tip for this one, all he needs is to put it on display and Walt will buckle.
The steel curtain delivers a heartbreaker to Yo Belichick Yo Self
Mr. Resilient did it again! He dominated Cam and now finds himself sitting at the top of the league. We all know what RJ is capable of and he is putting on a display that doesn’t surprise us. RJ is riding a nice two game win streak heading into week 6. I would have to believe RJ is very excited to see Bill next up on the schedule. Now Cam, I think I figured out who Cam is. Cam is that guy that walks into the bar feeling confident. He appoints himself as the center of attention. He buys all the ladies a drink with hopes of having the option to choose whoever he wants. Well, we all know how this story ends. The only thing Cam chooses at the end of the night is what hand he wants to use because we know he’s not walking out a winner. Another week and another loss for Cam. I could see this losing streak continuing with Nate heading into town.
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