World Boss Felt bad after taking advantage of the disabled Jason Jankzz
This one was over before it even started. Jason is no match for T. I don’t know why Mark and Chris didn’t change the schedule to help Jason out or even reach out to me to ask me to take it easy on the kid riding the short bus. We all know T is going to always be in the big dance, there is nothing that anyone could do to slow him down or stop him. T is a Jaggernauth and Jason felt the effects of trying to stop him. I don’t think there’s going to be much good to say about Jason this year so continue to look forward for more dog shit from Jason.
Jesse win over Luke is going to push Luke closer to retirement
Thanks to poor sportsmanship from Jesse, we’re not going to say much about it today. Despite the win, Jesse decided to take the cowardly approach to begin week 5. There are days when I am pissed when I lose, but I still put it aside and bring you the amazing weekly showpiece. I told Jesse I loved him, and he ignored me, I told him I wanted to give him a hug and he ignored me, I told him I will only play 5 players in week 5 and he still ignored me Well, this is my time to ignore this little bitch until week 5. Still love you Jesse. Luke, I am overly concerned about you. If the playoffs were to start today, Luke would be nowhere in sight. Luke, just so we’re clear, I’m not worried about you because you’re 1-3, I’m worried about what you’re doing to Ryan and me. You see Ryan and I like to win, which is why we have multiple wins right now. If you don’t turn it around this week, we’re going to kindly ask you to change your name. You see, for Ryan and I, when people say the Griffin name, we want them to think of winners and not whatever you’re currently doing.
Paul shows up big in week 4 to take out the team that made it to the championship last year
Paul is finally finding his way around the league. After being pimped out the first few weeks, Paul is looking to change his life. It is good to see Paul starting to head in the right direction, otherwise this would have been the hardest time of his life. We’ll see if Paul is serious about turning his life around or if he just got lucky. I like Tyler. I get the feeling Tyler was in the army. Tyler has the no man gets left behind mentality. Tyler noticed Walt is getting left behind in the league and decided he wants to hang out and hold hands with Walt this season. Don’t worry Tyler, there is enough manzier to go around for both of you.
The rich keeps getting richer. Cam says fuck you to Bill in week 4
Well, you all saw it in the game of the week. Cam made it truly clear that it is very unwise to bet against him. As long as Cam remains undefeated, he is always going to be leading the game of the week and predicted winner. Not much else to say about Cam, greatness is in the making right before our very eyes, sit back and learn something. Well, that’s it, I’m done with Bill. I gave him the ultimate chance to automatically become my favorite once again and he fucked it up. So because of that, let’s just repeat RJ’s favorite phrase “Fuck Bill”
The Shady Shaker jizzed all over Walts forehead
The Shady Shaker strikes again. Guys, you ever stood over your girlfriend or boyfriend and try to get every drop of jizz out onto them? Well, that’s what Shady has been doing all year long, just shaking the shady shaker on all of you. Walt was perfect. Bottom of the table and the lowest scoring team in the league. Walt didn’t hug any trees this week, but he surely grabbed onto Shady’s sh… I think you guys get the point.
The Eagle Empire continues to grow with another win against RJ
Mark continues to be a top 3 team throughout the season. This is something that isn’t going to change. Mark is a beast and it’s no surprise. if anything were to change for Mark, it would be him moving into the clear number 1 spot on the season. I have no concerns for Mark. Hi Pinky, yea, you RJ. I am not sure what to think of RJ. He’s hanging around for now, so we’ll say he’s doing ok for now. So far he’s avoiding the pink shirt but there is still a lot of football to play.
Big brother Ryan makes Chris his bitch once again
So, there was something I didn’t tell you guys about the night I took the trophy and belt from Chris. I am going to let you all in on it now. When I went to take the trophy from Chris he grabbed me and threw me against my car and told me I didn’t deserve it and then he punched me and called me a bitch. I wanted to wait until Chris was playing my big brother. When I saw Chris was playing Ryan in week 4, I told Ryan what happened. Well, the rest is history. Big bro came in and bitched slapped Chris multiple times with a week 4 top performance. Thank you, big bro., I do have one question for Chris. Who’s the bitch now, bitch”?
See you all in week 5
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