The Eagle Empire remains perfect after derailing the Ju-Ju Train
The rich keeps getting richer, and Mark is a billionaire. I do not care I am going out on a limb with this one. From here on out I am starting Mark’s countdown to breaking the winning streak record and making his run towards an undefeated season. There I said it. Mark will break records this year and we will all be here to witness it. We will all be here to hoist Mark. One person on each side of him with one leg on their shoulder, except for the team that Mark sets the record against. That team will have to carry a heavier load. That team will be walking between Mark’s legs with Mark’s nut sack on the back of the loser’s neck. All the attention is on Mark, and I am ready to keep following his amazing season as it unfolds. Help, the train is off the track. I don’t think Walt humped enough trees this year. Humping a tree is usually a warmup for Walt before he comes into the season and tries to hump everything he sees. Not this year, it looks like Walt will be the tree this season.
Who Dat Nation came to battle without a bulletproof vest against Shots_Fired
When you are the champion, all it takes is one week of negative comments from The Fantasy Lord to get you back on track. Jesse kept talking shit about how lucky Chris got last year, well losing to the champ twice is not luck it is skills. Since Jesse complained about the close game, Chris decided to come out in week 3 and drop the biggest blowout on the season to date. Let me guess Jesse, you were hoping I would say drop the biggest load? Jesse is a one hitter quitter. He pulled out the jackhammer last week, bust load and not he can’t get it back up. After today, I would like you to address Chris as Mr. Cummings. Jesse will find himself sitting close to the bottom of the standings while the champ will ascend towards glory
My Ball Zach Ertz bitch slaps little brother Suck my Ditka on his way to win number one on the season
Ryan’s run has ended. After placing mushroom stamps on his two previous opponents, Ryan tried to do the same to our 2021 Annihilator winner. The result was simple, Ryan was annihilated by Luke. This is exactly what Ryan needed, someone to knock him off his high horse. There is nothing more exciting for Luke than getting his first win heading into Luke Griffin week. 0-3 would not have been a good look but with a win under his belt Luke is ready to get things rolling. Ryan’s hope for a perfect season is over. He is no longer eligible to be mentioned in the same sentence with the Mark’s, Cam’s and Tyler’s of the world. Put your little ditka away Ryan, big brother Luke is in town.
TVANN32 continues to flex after sending Rugknuckles to a 1-2 hole
My new favorite continues to impress. Tyler is on a mission and one of the most impressive teams this year. I think the image of Chris receiving his trophy and belt is burned into Tyler’s head. Right now, the only thing Tyler could think of is what he would look like with the belt around his waist or over his shoulders. Whichever it is, Tyler is ready to make a title run. Bill is a sweetheart. Last year Bill flirted with the pink shirt, this year he is flirting with all the men in the league. Bill loves attention. He heard Tyler was my new favorite, so Bill came into week 3 stood in front of Tyler, bends over, and told Tyler to take whatever he wants. I hope I play Bill next; Tyler told me he was a good time.
Yo Belichick Yo Self improves to 3-0 and sends the uncle pink shirt Run CMC to 0-3
All right folks, this is it, Cam is a man on a mission. Not only does he have a perfect record, but he also has two Prime Time wins on the season. I wish we could put Cam, Mark, and Tyler all on a throne but as we know, there can only be one king. Right now, Cam is one of the three kings of the league. Cam is having an MVP season and the fact that he just beat the current MVP to keep him winless just increased his odds. One of my favorite images was seeing Nate in a pink shirt. He looked cute and right now he is looking even cuter with his 0-3 record. Matter of fact, Nate is the only winless team in the league. You guys know how this goes. The first person to give Nate his first win gets blasted and will be put in the shithouse. We will have the 3-0 Mark going against the 0-3 Nate. This may be a bloodbath.
World Boss gets his first win against The Steel Curtain
This one will be brief. There was nothing exciting about this matchup. The biggest takeaway is both teams are now 1-2. World Boss needed this win, and he was able to avoid the 0-3 hole. Sometimes all you need is to get that first win under your belt and thanks to RJ, T now has some momentum heading into week 4. RJ is one of the 2 teams that have yet to scored 300 points on the season. If RJ wants to save his season, he will have a shot to do so against Ju-Ju
Shady survives a Monday night thriller against Suckmyjankzz
Shady is in the win column and it was a nail biter. These are the type of wins that will save your season. Despite the win, I must point out the fact that Shady is the lowest scoring team in the league. I would image Shady is on the phone right now calling every manager to figure out who he needs to bring in to help his team score some points this year. I am impressed that Shady was able to pull of the win with so many red crosses on his team. Let us see if Shady has what it takes to find a way to survive next week. Jason tried but as we all now no cares how hard you try all that matters is if you win. Jason started the year 1-0 and all he has been doing since his first win is sucking on Jankzz. It is safe to say that Jason is already missing the pink shirt. I get the feeling that he wants to start a collection. You have guys like Luke who are in the business of collecting trophies, then you have guys who like to collect pink shirts like Jason.
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