Yo Belichick Yo Self reminds Shady he’s human
Cam is higher than Josh Gordon right now! After starting the season 0-1, Cam is now riding a nice two game win streak. You can always feel the energy when Cam gets a win. The chat gets lively, and the league vibrates. I have said it before and I’ll say it again, Cam is the most energetic owner in our league and no one comes close to matching the energy he brings on a weekly basis. I am more excited to see Cam win than to watch one of the undefeated teams win. I hope Cam’s energy transitions over into week 4 against Chris who’s coming off his first win of the season. So much for Shady’s perfect season. The only thing that was perfect for Shady in week 3 was the way Cam’s nut sack looked on Shady’s forehead. Cam doesn’t just beat his opponents, he annihilates them. Don’t believe me? Just ask the annihilator himself, I’m sure Cam will be excited to tell you all about it. It is nice seeing teams playing well and stringing wins together, however, nothing is more exciting than watching Cam end their win streak. It’s back to the drawing board for Shady to figure out how he let another man put his nut sack on his forehead.
Ju-Ju Train keeps our champ Rugknuckles winless
Let me guess, you guys thought Walt was drunk at the draft? Not a chance, this was all part of Walt’s plan. When Walt saw Bill holding the shining new trophy and Belt, he came to me asked a simple question. He said T, how did you win a championship? I said it was simple, drink a lot of alcohol and have your friends push you around in a wheelbarrow. Walt then says, screw a wheelbarrow, I’m going to climb that tree over there. Little did you all know, Walt did all of this because there is only one person, he had his eyes on, and that’s Bill. Bill has been quiet all week. When Walt was climbing the tree it wasn’t for everyone to see, it was only for Bill. Walt was simply trying to show Bill how he wanted him to climb on his wood during their week 3 matchup. Bill is extremely embarrassed right now because not only did he climb Walt’s wood, but he enjoyed it! Congrats on getting your first win of the season Walt. Bill will try to get his first win of the season against World Boss in week 4.
Suck My Ditka gives Shots_Fired a taste of his own medicine
This is the Ryan I know. What took you so long to make your presence felt? I know, you were waiting for Jesse to showcase your skills. I really can’t blame Ryan for waiting, because it’s good to see Jesse sitting at 1-2 after wishing T would be 1-2 haha. I tried to warn you guys about Ryan but some of you just need to find out the hard way. Guess what Jesse? You surely got the chance to find out how hard Ryan’s ditka is. This is going to be one of maybe 10 wins for Ryan this year. Once this man gets rolling, its not easy to slow him down so good luck to whoever he faces in week4. If any of you are friends with, please check him on him. I just want to make sure he doesn’t need an ice pack after riding Ryan’s ditka all day.
Who Dat Nation pulls off a much-needed win over I don’t have a Jankzz
Sometimes all you need is that first win in the books. Chris was facing an uphill battle if he fell to 0-3. Not only would he hear it from the league, but we would probably consider stripping his previous two titles if he didn’t beat Jason. Chris picked the perfect time to join the win column. Not only did Chris give himself a chance to keep his season alive, but he’s also keeping Jason’s hopes for a pink shirt alive. The only downside about the league getting a new trophy is the fact that we would not get to see Chris’s gold plate. Either way, it’s great to see you in the win column champ. Jason, change your team name. you have no right asking anyone to suck what you don’t have. The only thing Jason will be sucking on is the neck of that pink t shirt.
Big Dick Boy only needed the tip to end Run CMC’s 2 game win streak
King ding a ling strikes again. This is how you separate yourself from the competition. Cory wanted to make sure after week 3 was over, he would be the only undefeated team remaining. Cory made a clear statement. He is the best team in the league right now. We’re still waiting to see Cory crack the top performer list. In the meantime, Cory is going to keep racking up the wins as he continues to pull away from the competition. Well, this is where we’re going to find out what Nate is really made of. Now that the shit is starting to hit the fan let’s see how Nate will rebound. Nate, just so you’re aware, Cory inserted the tip because he didn’t think you would be able to handle the entire pipe. This should be a warning to you all. This man has only sunk the tip in three matchups. It is only a matter of time before he starts to insert the shaft and send start to shake up the entire league.
My Ball Zach Ertz takes another pillar from The Eagle Empire
Mark have you ever hear of a train? Never mind let’s just talk about how you were taken advantage of by the Griffin brothers in back-to-back weeks. The Griffin brothers had a plan to start this season. The plan was to topple The Eagle Empire. What I love about this victory, is fact that Ryan hit Mark with the jabs last week. Luke came in and said to hell with this and delivered the Iron mike knockout blow. I think this is the perfect setup for Luke heading into week 4. Luke ended week 3 as the highest scoring team. With his 173 points, he’s now also leading all teams with points scored on the year. I don’t know about you all but I’m excited for The Luke Griffin Week! That’s right folks, week 4 is all about Luke for being the first team to hit 50 wins in week 4 of the 2020 seasons. The Eagle Empire looks horrible at managing his team. Mark’s week 3 performance looked worst than the game script Matt Nagy had in place for Justin Fields. Maybe Mark should get drunk before setting his lineup next week, I don’t know if it could get any worst after his week three performance against Luke.
World Boss Loves the Steel Curtain long time
Hey RJ, does that line sound familiar? It should, it’s your favorite line and T love you long time. I want you all to keep the name World Boss in mind. For those of you who haven’t played T yet, don’t. I can guarantee you all will have the nightmares after facing T this year. Not sure how bad the nightmares will be? Look at Mr Kruger and multiply that ten times over. RJ had a rough week. He was sitting in a great spot with his 2-0 record until T came to town. Mark, I think you need to reach out to RJ and just make sure he understands he lost this week. I don’t want next week to come, and he starts to confuse numbers the same way he did with his draft pick he pulled. RJ I suggest you call Bill and give him some advice on how to take the swelling down after I’m done sending him to 0-4
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