The King Yo Belichick Yo Self is back on top after crushing BillsAllDayEveryDay
Cam is at it again. He sits back at the top of the league as he continues his quest for his third straight division crown. One more division title and Cam will be tied with Ryan and Luke at three total. Cam is the role model we all need in this life, someone to show us what greatness looks like. Something special will be in the making if Cam is able to pull this off for the third time in a row. It is also worth mentioning that Cam was our top performer for week 2. I remembered the days when the top performers used to be Luke, Ryan, Chris or Mark, but not anymore, those days seems to be over. It now appears the young blood has taken over and there is no looking back. Now let’s look at Paul. I am going to be a man of my word because Paul is a man of his word. After the season ended last year, Paul called me and said he didn’t realize what he was getting himself into, he said he didn’t realize I talked so much shit about the losers and he wasn’t sure if he could handle it anymore. I made a deal with Paul, I told him if he showed me his tits, I will be nice to him when he loses a game. Paul did show me his lovely tits, the problem is he also showed everyone else my tits when he took his shirt off at the draft. Those are my tits you slut, stop flashing everyone if you want to get back on my good side.
World Boss called out My Ball Zach Ertz and lived up to expectations
Everyone heard it, because he said it! Prior to the start of week 2, T made it very clear that Luke was no match for him. T was up before the sun even came up and was letting Luke know he may as well not show up for their matchup because it will not work out for Luke. However, Luke really thought he had a chance. My sources told me Luke had a long talk with himself. I heard numerous people begged Luke to not challenge T but he didn’t listen. Apparently, Luke stood in front of his mirror, and no, I do not know if he was wearing any clothes. What I do know is he stood in front of his mirror and convinced himself that he could come to the World Boss Colosseum and walk away with an away win. Rumor was Luke started saying things such as “I have the most wins in league history so what’s one more” and ‘World Boss’s team looks like a retirement home”. With all of that convincing, Luke is now having a different conversation, but this time it’s with CBS. He’s yelling at CBS asking them why they would put him to face the great World Boss and that Sleeper would have never did that to him. Know your place Luke, World Boss’s undefeated season continues, while you sit at number 10 having to wonder why you’re on the outside looking in.
Who Dat Nation keeps the pink shirt on the flat earthers
I knew we were all in trouble when the GOAT looked pissed at the draft. When people come to the draft, I want to make sure everyone is having a good time. Everyone seemed to be having fun except Chris. At one point I walked over to The GOAT to see if he was ok, he looked at me and growled like he was DMX and told me to get the fuck away from him. I was afraid so I did what he said, and I ran away. I don’t want to mess with the GOAT and neither should any of you, especially if you come into the season wearing the fucking pink t-shirt. Everyone saw the look of number 4 in Chris’s eyes, except for Walt. Walt decided to call out the GOAT. Walt came into the season as the pink t-shirt winner, started the season 0-1 and then decided to talk shit to the guy that has won the most championship in league history. This is the definition of not having a clue of what’s about to happen to you. After all the shit talking, Walt is now sitting at 0-2 with the pink t-shirt hanging over his head. Walt, may not know when to stay out of the way of the GOAT but one thing he does know is…………
Tvann32 is back to his 2022 form after breaking Rug’s Knuckles
Tyler is looking hungry so far this year! There are four undefeated teams in the league and Tyler is sits with the crew. Actually, we have only finished week 2 but Tyler is already predicting a 4-0 start to the season. I love this type of confidence! I love when a guy could look at this team and predict the games he is going to win, the only thing I don’t like is when someone predicts a win against World Boss because that is usually a sign of mental illness. Anyway, I am hoping Tyler pulls off the victory in week 3 because that will probably mean we will have two undefeated teams facing off in week 4. Bill’s broken knuckles. Bill was under the impressing he could punch his way out of this one, but little did he know he was squaring off against Iron Tvann himself. This one was fun to watch, what will be even more fun is when the Ambassador picks Tyler as his favorite and Bill floods the chat with his eggplant emojis. Can’t wait!!! Keep this streak alive Tyler, because World Boss is eager to end it in week 4.
The Eagle Empire started his rebuild against Shaky
This makes me happy; after getting pimped out by World Boss in week 1, Mark came back and found his own bitch to pimp out in week 2. Mark came out looking for blood in week 2 and he found the perfect victim. After starting the season 1-0, Matt thought he was tough and could take on anyone, but little did he know, Mark was not the one to fuck with. Mark manhandled shady in week 2. When Mark got done with Matt, he was shaking as if he was standing out in the cold in only his underwear. Mark asked Matt his name and he replied it’s Shady. Mark looked him deep in his eyes and said no you’re not, he said your name is shaky. Mark’s message was simple, it was simply to let Matt know he will always be on shaking grounds whenever he even thinks about beating Mark. Nice job in getting your first win Mr. Commish!
Suck My Ditka won the Ditka measuring contest against the little green banana
Hey Jesse, do you remember this guy? If you don’t let me introduce you, no wait, you already got your introduction to Big Ditka Ryan.
I said it earlier this year, Ryan will be in the championship and will probably win it this year. His greatness is hard to ignore, No Jesse, I wasn’t talking about his Ditka when I said hard but, I would imagine you would know more than anyone else. Ryan made it clear that he plans on having many of you suck his Ditka this year and of course, Jesse wanted to be first little whore to do so. Jesse, i am sorry to say but your 0=2 start is about to be 0-3 or as some of us remember you are about to be OWEN_WHATTTTTTTT.
Suckmyjankzz took offense to the steel curtain 2017 championship t-shirt
I will first say I am impressed that RJ still rocks his championship t-shit. It is great to see people still caring for the merchandise the league gives out on a yearly basis. Jason walked into the draft with his crown and pimp stick, Jason was happy with everything he saw with the exception of Rj trying to steal his spotlight. Jason didn’t care about who the previous winners were, all he cared about was he was the current champ and that’s all that mattered. When he saw RJ with his 2017 championship t-shirt, the only thing Jason thought about after was how much better Rj would look wearing another pink t-shirt. Well thanks to Jason, Rj is our current pink t-shirt front runner. Let’s see if Paul could keep it that way.
Good luck in week 3
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