Suck My Ditka deepthroats Suckmyjankss
I told you all someone will be sucking something after this matchup. The outcome is not surprising. The Fantasy Lord did pick Ryan to beat Jason and that is exactly what happened. You know this one was simple to call. You had your 2021 Mr. I like to sling my Ditka everywhere, going against our 2021 Ms. Look at my pink panties. This was the easiest game to call. We know Ryan is going to battle and not give up his division crown. He is off to a great start with his 2-0 record. Jason on the other hand did not stand a chance. Like I said, with Jason being last’s years cum dumpster, that is the first place everyone is going to look to unload at the start of the new season.
The Eagle Empire is looking to break records in 2022 after crushing World Boss
The Eagle Empire is demolishing every team insight!! Just two weeks into the season and Mark is the only team to hit the 300 points milestone for points scored this year. Mark is sitting comfortably at the top of the standings. Mark looks so go at the top; I think all we need to do is to out the division winner trophy in his hands so he could get an early feel of what is coming later in the season. This is the type of dominance The Fantasy Lord likes to see. Mark, they say the third time is a charm. Prove it to me you really are serious, by going 3-0 while maintaining the points lead and there may be something special instore for you. Well, Mark’s opponent was a different story. Folks, let me introduce you to the soon to be “World Pink Shirt Boss” This may be the first time T has started the season 0-2 but it is like they say, there is a first time for everything. If T continues to keep this up, he sure will be the front runner for the league’s most humiliating prize, the dreaded Pink Shirt
Rugknuckes holds off My Ball Zach Ertz heroic comeback effort
It is not very often that you will see me do this. Even though someone lost in this matchup, there is nothing bad I could say about the losing team. Think about this for a second, we currently have 10 team that have at least one win to their name. Of those 10 teams, Luke has scored more points than 6 of those teams. Three of the other four remaining teams have scored, 3, 5 and 9 more points than Luke. Our top performer is still performing and his week 2 matchup against Bill was one of the greatest shows ever! Bill was outstanding in week 2. Not only did Bill secure the win, but he also prevented Luke from pulling off the Prime-Time comeback win. I have a feeling Bill is going to continue his winning ways in week 3.
Yo Belichick Yo Self is off to an impressive 2-0 start after pulling off the first Prime Time comeback win in 2022 against Ju-Ju Train
We need to give Cam is props! We kept reminding Cam of his back-to-back losses at the end of 2021. Well, this is a new season. Cam has quickly put 2021 in his rearview. Let us all congratulate Cam on being the first team to record a Prime-Time win towards the Chris Cummings Prime Time Award. His name be telling you to Belichick Yo Self, but I know Cam is surely feeling himself with his 2-0 record. The Ju Ju train ran out of steam. Waltr had a decent lead heading into the prime-time games, however, Cam showed he is a prime-time performer by pulling off the amazing comeback! I hope Cam could keep this up and keep his winning streak alive. Walt will be down Mike Evans in week 3. Walt better put on his best Mike Evans impression because he’s going up against the unstoppable Eagle Empire.
TVANN32 sends the strongest message to the once beloved Who Dat Nation
What is the first thing that comes to your mind when your mind when you think of Tyler? Let me tell you what the only thing is that should come to your mind. 2-0 Week 2 top scorer. That is right Tyler did something without even knowing the reward that came with it. With a league leading 173.78 in week 2 against the Champ, Tyler is now my favorite manager in the league. The only thing I want to see from here is Tyler continue his winning streak. I want to see him go on and break the longest winning streak of 7 games. There are lots of rewards for being The Fantasy Lord’s favorite, so just keep winning Tyler. Hey Chris, do you see that curb over there? You have two choices, you can either go sit your ass down on it or you could just let me kick you to the curb. You are no longer my eye candy; you have been replaced by the 2-0 Stud TVANN32. Someone said Chris was making a comeback, but there was some miscommunication when that comment was made. Some thought Chris had a chance to win the game, but the comment was intended to let people know Tyler was cumming on Chris’s back. Enjoy your time on the curb princess.
The Steel Curtain adds to Shady’s miserable start to the season
147!! Do you guys know what that is? 147 is the number of points Shady has scored through two games. You have teams who score 147 a week in their sleep. Shady is the only team to not score more than 200 points so far this season. We should have read between the line in week one. In week one, someone asked Shady what his favorite position was, and his response was just look at my score, its only 69. You would think Shady would want to come back in week 2 and top 100, nope, he is chilling below 100 points again. One thing is certain, you do not score, you do not win that is exactly why Shady is sitting at 0-2 right now. We don’t need to say much about RJ. The man is resilient. He is always going to find a way to win and that is exactly what he did in week 2. let’s see if RJ can blindfold T with his terrible towel and lead him into his room of pain.
Shots_Fired sends the 2021 MVP into an 0-2 hole
For those of you who may not know, get ready because Jackhammer Jesse is here. I will admit, I was impressed with the team Jackhammer drafter this year. I know it was only a matter of time before this team start clicking. It was only fair that Jesse got to use his jackhammer on someone, and Nate was a suitable candidate. Speaking of candidates, I have the perfect candidate for Jesse to use his Jackhammer on. Chris is on the horizon next. This will be a rematch of the finals so I cannot wait to see the outcome out his one. Nate is looking more like his 2020 self. Just when we thought Nate was ready to roll with the big boys, he showed us all he wants this year is to be drilled by Jackhammer Jesse and whoever else wants to join the fun.
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