Run CMC leaves more than Luke’s ball Zach hurting
Nate is looking unstoppable this year. This must be the most impressive turn around we’ve seen since Mr. Resilient. Nate is surely going to be tough on a weekly basis if he does not get complacent. Nate had a very depressed look on his face when we presented him with his pink shit. After this impressive start to the season, I’m guessing Nate doing everything he can to make sure he’s not going back-to-back pink shirts. I think Luke’s heart and asshole hurts on this one. You had the guy with the most wins and points scored in league history fall to the team with the worst win percentage in league history. This has to be the biggest black eye for Luke… well except for that time I hit Luke in the eye with my, never mind. I hope Nate continues to run wild throughout the league. Keep putting on a show for us all!!
Shady McCoy continues his quest for an undefeated season after silencing World Boss
Sometimes the student outshines the teacher, or at least that’s what T would like to believe. T always thought Shady was a young world boss due to the way he approaches the game. Shady however sent a clear message in week 2. T isn’t even allowed to shine shadys shoes. Shady is golden with his spotless record with T now being tainted with A loss. For all the shit T talked to Shady this week I wished Shady had won by at least 50. Nevertheless, Shady win and that’s all that matters. I made the statement that I would like to see Matt’s name on a trophy. Matt is surely responding as if he wants to see his name on every trophy the league has to offer. Sorry 2Pac, but its no longer all eyes on you. Its all eyes on Shady now.
Yo Belichick Yo Self put Suckmyjankzz on notice
I’m happy Cam got a win because I’m not sure he could have handled another loss. Cam does not take losing lightly. For some of us, when we lose, we get over it quickly but not Cam. When Cam loses a game, he takes all the frustration and anger all the way into the following week. This is usually not a good sign for his opponents, case and point Jason jankzz. When Cam started week two his nut sack looked very similar to colossus from Van Wilder(the dog for those of you who don’t know). If you see Cam now, his smile is wider than the grinch, thanks to Mr Jason I love to drink jizz. Let’s hope Cam remains hungry heading into week 3. I would like to introduce you all to the newest member of the league. Everyone, please let’s welcome Jason Pink shirt Jankzz. The writing is on the wall for this guy. There has been no sign of life coming from this team. Jason went from being number one on draft day down to number 15 in our league. Shit, we only have 14 teams in our league. I think you guys get the point, Jason sucks!
Suck my Ditka made The Eagle Empire gag on his way to the ball
I haven’t gotten through my head-to-head records, but it sounds like Ryan has quite the streak going against Mark. I don’t know if Ryan was talking about a win streak, or the shit streak in Mark’s underwear after Ryan gets done with his business. Ryan had a rough week 1 but I had confidence he would be able to pull through in week 2. This is what he does! I have a good feeling about Ryan heading into week 3. Nothing would make me happier than watching Jesse lose so please pull through in week 3 Ryan. When I look at Mark’s team, I get a sense of déjà vu. Last year Mark would be dominant one week, then gag like he was hanging out with Ryan the next. I see the same thing happening here already this year. If history repeats itself, Mark is expected to win this week. In preparation for week 5, I would recommend for Mark to get his tonsils removed before running into big dick Cory.
The Steel Curtain took advantage of his best bud Ju Ju Train
You know, this was the cutest matchup of the week. We not only had two steelers fans facing off against each other, we had two guys who spent the most time with each other at our previous life draft. I don’t think anyone expects Walt to win a game this year. I don’t think we have every had two pink shirts in the same year but we wouldn’t have any issues giving one to Walt and the other to Jason. RJ, we know you’re a winner and will continue to be a force on a weekly basis. This win was too easy for you. Congratulations on being undefeated to start the season.
Big Dick Boy keeps our 2018 and 2019 champion Who Dat Nation winless to start the year
Who dat who dat, who dat dick in Chris’s mouth!!!!! Look, let’s get right to it, Cory has the best team in the league. I know we have multiple 2-0 teams in the league, but Cory is the best of the bunch. I want to remind you all, we’re talking about the 2020 top performer winner here. Even though Cory does not have a high score to his name through the first two weeks, I do expect him to fight extremely hard to defend his title. Just when I thought Chris would find a way to bounce back after his week one loss, he failed me. The only thing Chris is bouncing on is Cory’s big… just read his team’s name. When I look at my wife the first though that comes to mind is wow she’s beautiful. Then I think of Chris in a pink shirt and it became clear why Chris is 0-2. Everyone wants some if not all of Chris. Just the thought of Chris in a pink shirt gets me harder than my wife would. Who Dat Nation has fallen from glory and now he can’t get up. Week 3 will be a very important week for Chris, an 0-3 start could be the point of no return. Cory on the other hand could continue to sip on a glass of wine until week 3.
Shots_Fired continues to prove the theory Rugknuckles is an online draft champion
You know, as much as I like to pick on Jesse, I must give him his props this week. Jesse could have easily been 2-0 this season. Jesse was our top scorer for week 2. To add to that, Jesse is averaging 150 points on the year which is the highest through the first two weeks. After firing a blank in week one from his pellet gun, Jesse came into week two with a tank, fired one shot and it was game over. Rugknuckles has yet to prove to us that he’s the one who drafts his team when we do online drafts. Do you know how I know Bill and Nate are brothers? It’s because they are both quiet when they are losing. Maybe Nate’s pink shit will fit Bill and we’ll have Nate present his to Bill at next year’s draft
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