Yo Belichick Yo Self sets a new career high for wins after pushing The Steel Curtain closer to the infamous “Pink Shirt”
Throughout the years The Fantasy Lord has had many favorites. Some of my favorites have accomplished feats such as most points in a season, win streaks etc. Today, there is a new favorite in the league. Ladies and gentlemen, yes, I said ladies. If you are not sure who the ladies are, just looks to the bottom of the league. You will usually find the ladies there because they are the ones who constantly got fucked this season. If you are looking for even more help, here is it. The current ladies of the league are Nate, Shady and the sweetest of them all RJ. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s focus on my new favorite Cam! With his win against RJ in week 10, Cam has now set a new career high for wins in a season with 9. Setting a new career high was only the beginning for Cam. Cam will surely be looking to hold onto the division lead so he could secure his first division title. I am sure Cam however has his eyes set on the most important accomplishment still within his reach and that is the longest win streak record. We currently have 3 teams ties with 7. Cam will be sitting on all alone on the throne if he wins his next three games. Cam I am pulling for you to win your last three remaining games and here is why. Since you are my new favorite, i want you to break the hearts of the guys who’s record you will be breaking. Cam’s only two losses came against two of the teams that are tied for the longest win streak record with 7, Bill and Luke. Well, there are three guys who are tied but there is no point in talking about the other because you already mopped the floor with him twice. Just in case you were wondering that person would be the GOAT. That’s right, Cam beat Chris back in 4 and did it again during Rivalry week. Those loses were back-to-back. Could you imagine if Cam had won both of those games? we would be looking at an 11-game win streak!!!! All eyes will be on Cam as he heads into week 12 against the 4-7 Suckmyjankzz. I am not ready to completely write off Mr. Resilient, i will give him one more week to show us he’s not fitted for the “Pink Shirt”
Week 12 Turkey Stuffer
Week 12 is here which means all eyes will be on Cam once again. Cam will try to defend his Turkey Stuffer award. I know a few teams will have their eyes on wining this award but i am sure Cam will make it extremely difficult!!
Good Luck in your defense Cam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Week 11 Quick Hitters
World Boss continues to deflate Luke’s Ball Zach: This is what happens when your big brother isn’t your big brother anymore. Luke tried to talk step to lil bro T and quickly realized this is the first and last time he will ever so that again. If Luke ever forgets, he can always take a look in the mirror and the finger and palm prints on his cheek will be a quick reminder
The GOAT continues his dominance with a walk over win against 4.T.9 Her: Chris is still secretly one of my favorites. We have this love hate relationship. I love the fact that he makes winning looks so easy, but then I hate when i meet him in the finals and he gets the best of me. This was too easy for Chris however, it’s not Chris’s fault that Nate wants someone to still something Tall and 9Inches in HER. That’s my best guess at what Nate’s new name means
Hot Garbage uses a magnifying glass to find Jason’s Jankzz: if you are going to have a name such as suckmyjankzz, you better be able to win games. Instead, Jason loses to a team named Hot Garbage. When you lose to hot garbage, no one is sucking anything. Thanks to this win Jesse now finds himself back in the push for the playoffs
Suck My Ditka completes the trifecta after demolishing toppling The Eagle Empire: Ryan has now placed his mushroom stamp on all the of the Smith brothers. First it was Bill in week one, then he went back-to-back on Nate and Mark. I am never worried about Ryan, his name is always mentioned when we talk about the best in the league. Mark may still be alright. Mark spread his wings on most teams early in the season, now he has to walk around with the shadow of Ryan’s Ditka for the rest of the regular season.
Rugknuckles invites Tree Huggers to a park and takes advantage of him: The art of distraction was on display. Bill knows how much Walt loves trees, so Bill invited Walt to the park for a pay date and the rest was history. Walt couldn’t contain himself, he was hugging and humping every tree he could find. What Walt didn’t realize was Bill was doing some humping as well. It was too late for Walt once he finally realized what was happening.
TVANN32 overpowered Shady to get back to his winning ways: When Tyler took over this team he changed his team name but never changed the abbreviation. His team abbreviation is still “BIGD” I think Tyler is trying to tell us he has the biggest dick in this league. You guys don’t believe me? just ask Matt, he can tell you all about it!!
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