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I would also like to thank Mark for the amazing job he did explaining and presenting the Super T’s Award that was created by Trey. Outstanding work Mark!
Who Dat Nation puts his crown on in week one the lifts his tree trunk to put a mushroom stamp on My Ball Zach Ertz forehead
First order of business, The Fantasy Lord needs to apologize to the champ. During my game of the week prediction, I picked Luke to dominate and humble the champ. Luke started out with a bang. He reminded me of the Dave Chappelle stand up where Dave talked about being a speed fucker. He started off fast and hard then premature ejaculation took over. We all should have seen it coming. When the champ finally got his hands on his belt and trophy, there was a look in his eyes. The look he had was more dangerous than the look he had when he won last year. This is going to be a long year for all of us. I should have known when a guy has his own championship page, the only think he will have on his mind is kicking everyone’s ass. Luke was victim number one; I am sure whoever is up next is already ordering a helmet to prevent Chris from stomping his authority on their forehead.
Ju-Ju Train left SHOTS_FIRED smoking after week one
One of the most memorable moments of week 1 was watching Walt use the Justin Fields soldier field slide on Jesse. You could feel the excitement Walt had when he whooped Jesse’s ass this week. Jesse was the guy who made it to the finals only to walk away with a fucking mug and Walt made sure he filled that mug with the ju-ju sauce. I do believe Walt wanted payback for Jesse getting him drunk at the draft and Walt responded in a big way. Jesse is looking like he will be this year’s pink shirt winner. After making it to the finals you would think he would come out and put on a show but instead he came out and assumed the position for Walt. I was watching TV on Sunday and at one point my entire TV screen was filled with smoke. I thought it was the Ju=Ju rain coming through but as I took a closer look, I realized it was just Jesse’s ass smoking after the Ju-Ju had passed through it.
Yo Belichick Yo Self gets his long-awaited revenge on World Boss
This is the stuff legends are made of. All off season T kept talking shit to Cam. All Cam kept hearing was how T beat him at the end of the season and in the first round of the playoffs. Well, the time for talking is over because Cam is here to ball. This is how you shut T up, you come out and show him it is the score that counts and not all the other bullshit. Cam is looking powerful early in the season after dropping the second highest score in the league. T now has to walk with his head down while Cam walks around with his big d!ck energy. What a great start to the year for Cam.
The Eagle Empire beats Shady into submission
Do you know the best way to start the year? If you do not, then don’t worry about it because unless your name is Mark Smith it is too much of a heavy load for you to carry. Mark started the year by dropping the largest margin of victory on Shady. Starting the year with your name on the Annihilator trophy is the way to go. The word on the street is Shady’s one dream is to become a cowboy one day. Shady purchased a cowboy outfit to wear on Sunday. He got the hat, the bandanna and most importantly the chaps. All Shady had to do was take one look at the front of Mark’s truck and he would have seen the sticker that said “cowboys butts drive me nuts” I think you all could figure out what happened to Shady after Mark laid eyes on him.
Suckmyjankzz wraps his pink shirt around RJ’S neck
Pink shirt? What pink shirt? Last year we knew why JaYson sucked but not this year. Last year Jason was the one who did all the sucking. Jason started this year off by giving RJ sucking lessons. I think Jason has had enough of the pink shirt conversation. Jason is looking to pass the pink shirt off to RJ. The table is now set. Jason did the groundwork and now it is time for someone to step up in week to keep RJ’s pink shirt hopes alive. This was a convincing win for Jason, let us see if her could build on it in week 2.
Tvann32 starts the year off by suffocating last year’s MVP
Tvann comes back and starts the year off with a banger. Tvann took the year off to go and study with the fantasy Gods. As you can see, Tvann is on a mission. If you are going to send a message, you want to send it through someone who stood out last year. Nate stood out by being the first ever winner of the Super T’s MVP Award and Tyler came out and ended all the hyped that was surrounding Nate. I think Tvann will be a top three team this year. There are two teams I want Tvann to demolish this year. Those teams are Who Dat Nation, My Ball Zach Ertz and of course Jesse. If Tvann beats those three teams, we may have a surprise in store for him. It looks like Nate does not like winning anymore. He got the taste of winning a couple of trophies but now he is back to his losing ways. Let us see what week two has in store for Nate
Suck My Ditka drops a league high on the Rugknuckles
My boy Ryan is at it again. Ryan ended the season last year with a Loss to Bill and started this year off by dropping a league high score on Bill. My favorite trophy from last year is the division winner award. It is smooth and elegant, and it fits perfectly with Ryan’s domination of the league. One thing is certain, Ryan is off to a flying start to make sure no one will prevent him from repeating as division winner. Looking around the league, I do not see many people who could stop Ryan this year so back-to-back is on the horizon. the rustyknuckles has a lot of work to do. Last year Bill missed the pink shirt by one game. This year he looks to be one of the top candidates in the running for the pink shirt. Remember folks, the most powerful force on this earth is pink. No Mark, I am not talking about Shady’s cowboy butt. Anyway, you all get the idea. Let us see if the 2021 division winner could keep his unbeaten streak alive in week 2.
“The Chris Cummings Prime Time Award”
There were no prime-time comeback wins in week one, so the playing field remains level heading into week 2.
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