The Sucking of Week 7



Great things happen when you become the Ambassador’s favorite. You get all the attention, and the game of the week becomes your time to continue to shine. As you all can see by the title, this game of the week will be different. Most people can’t live with air or food but not Jason or Ryan. These two can’t live without getting their Ditka or Jankzz sucked.

Rumor has it both Jason and Ryan went for separate job interviews this week. They were both asked what they wanted their starting salary to be, apparently, they both said they didn’t want money, they just wanted someone to suck their ditka and jankzz.

This will be one of the most exciting matchups of the year. Both teams have the same 4-2 record and are both top 5 teams in the league. It appears Jason and Ryan started Rivalry week early this year. This could prove to be a very important matchup this week. Ryan is on a 3-game win streak and Jason has won 2 straight. Let’s see if the league favorite can end Ryan’s streak and start a 3-game win streak of his own!