The Suck My Ditka Recap of Week 11


HISTORY


Congratulations to Ryan and the Suck my Ditka squad for setting a new single season winning streak! We have all witnessed one of the greatest accomplishments in The League of Legend’s history! Many have tried to break the previous record of 7 games, and all have fallen short until now. All eyes were on Ryan and Cam in week 11. At the end of week 11 all eyes were on Cam, because we all were concerned about his health and well-being. The image below explains why!


Ryan is not done yet; he still has an opportunity to extend his current streak to 9 which would be even more impressive.

Let’s take a look at all of the victims Ryan demolished on his way to becoming one of the greatest fucking legends to have ever grace the face of this earth.

Ryan started his streak with a team I warned from the moment Ryan returned to the league. At the time this person was the current champ. I specifically gave them a fair warning about Ryan because the last time Ryan had played in the league, he had led the league in wins and most points scored that year. The champ didn’t care, he brushed Ryan off like a piece of lint on clothing. In week 4, Ryan decided he wanted to begin his quest against CHRIS. It is also worth noting that Ryan scored 163.3 points in week 4, which was the highest total score of that week and Ryan’s highest on the season.

We are going to group the next two guys together. MARK and BILL were victims’ number 2 and 3. Let’s look at it this way, the first 3 teams that Ryan faced have a combined total of 6 championships. This just goes to show Ryan likes to take down the best of them.

The other two team owners who sucked Ryan’s Ditka on his way to greatness are JESSE and JASON. Jesse was once in the finals and Jason is currently have the best season he’s ever had. These two were no match for Ryan, in fact Ryan dropped 163 points on Jesse in week 8 to lock up the Ultimate Rival payout!

The next person is in a class of their own. Its LUKE. Ryan don’t care if you are blood, water or in Cam’s case, a piece of shit. He is going to fuck you up regardless. You would think Ryan would show mercy to the guy who introduced him to the sport, nope, he gets the same treatment! Sorry Luke, Ryan doesn’t care if you have the most career wins and points, you’re still getting the deep Ditka!

For the next two opponents, we’ll just take a page out of Ryan’s book to illustrate the bloodbath. You will probably notice someone is highlighted in Red. Well, that person sucked so much Ditka last week that his mouth started bleeding.

RJ is next on the list. We will continue to follow Ryan to see if he can extend his historic win streak. Ryan doesn’t like when i make predictions, so I will respect the Legend’s wish and simply say good luck!


And maybe I’ll talk about Ryan some more.