The 2024 draft order is now in the books! All the mocks will be flying around now! Since we did the draft order live this year, there is no video, below is a recap. Thank you to those who were able to join the live!
Pick # 1: RJ – For the first time ever, RJ will be picking first overall. The number one pick is very exciting but can also be very stressful. Hopefully RJ will show up drunk and try to pick Ben Roethlisberger.
Pick# 2: Tyler – He will have his shot at the best player in the draft after RJ fucks up the number one pick. The number 2 spot is a good place for Tyler to draft since he is already used to being number 2. Just ask him what happened in the 2022 finals.
Pick# 3: Jesse – If you listened to the last podcast, you would know that twice the champions have picked out of the number 3 spot. I can 100% guarantee you that it will not happen a third time because Jesse is never winning one.
Pick# 4: Chris – Back in my 20’s I used to do a backflip every day, people used to be so impressed. Then I hit 40 and it hurts to get out of bed. It’s probably safe to drop the GOAT title for this dude.
Pick# 5: Ryan – You ever jerk-off and right before you nut you said nah, I don’t want to anymore? Well, that’s Ryan, he likes having a great year then say no to the chip.
Pick# 6: Mark – He’s like a prostitute, he aims to please. Whenever you see him being down on himself because he sucks at fantasy, just remind him that you guys are all grateful and he will be happy.
Pick# 7: Cam – This is the guy who spends all his money on fancy clothes to go to the bar. He then meets s girl who says if you buy me a drink I’ll be yours forever, then he has no money left to buy her that drink.
Pick# 8: Matt – This motherfucker is on a different level. When the weather is still warm early in the season, he walks around naked and stands and beats his chest like King Kong. Then as soon as the cold weather hits, he shrivels up and disappears.
Pick# 9: Luke – Luke has been missing the chip his entire Legends career. He came close in 2014 but premature ejaculation caused him a chip.
Pick# 10: Paul – Just show him your bench players and you will be fine.
Pick# 11: T – Remember the picture of the one white girl sitting on the couch with 6 black dudes behind her? Well, he’s the girl on the couch in this movie
Pick# 12: Walt – He fucks trees, dogs and himself every year in fantasy, i can’t think of anything that’s left.
Pick#13: Jason – Well, he is the champ so we will show him some respect. Now that i think about it, he dethroned me as the champ so fuck this dude.
Pick#14: Bill – His 3rd time picking last in the past 4 years!!! He might be the oldest person in the league so I think Mark and Chris should give him a senior citizen discount.
See you all in September!!!!!!!
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