Yo Belichck Yo Self continues to polish World Boss’s knob
Aaron Rodgers owns the Bears, Mark owns the record for most points in a season game, the British once owned about 25% of the world and T still owns bitch ass Cam. Last year T beat Cam at the end of the regular season and i the first round of the playoffs. Word on the street was Cam was depressed because he got swept by the World Boss. Some say he even threatened to no host the draft unless T was kicked out of the league. During one of Cam’s therapy sessions, while he was sipping on his chamomile tea an agreement was reached. Apparently, Mark had to call CBS tell them to have Cam play T in week 1 of this season and that they would let Cam win so he could feel like he is actually good at fantasy. All year long we let Cam build his confidence up only to have his dreams get shattered by T once again. I guess after this Cam will go back to sipping on more Chamomile tea because World Boss is back to dominating this lil bitch!!!
I STILL FUCKING OWN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tvann32 notches his first career win against the heavy hitting Rugknuckles
I must first say it was good to see Bill back in the playoffs. Bill had an impressive streak going with 7 straight playoff appearances until he failed to make the playoffs last year. Bill was probably excited to make the playoffs again, but little did he know, there was a fucking juggernaut waiting for him in the first round of the playoffs. If I was still part of the selection committee for picking the MVP award, Tyler would be one of my favorites to win it. Now that we have talked about Bill who gets to first base then nuts all over himself, let’s Talk about Tvann32. Tyler was able to record his first career win and it came against one of the most respected teams the league once knew. Tyler is the new young blood in the playoffs who is looking to finish it all. That’s right Bill, did you hear that? Tyler is looking to finish the job unlike you who got to the first round/first base then nutted before you could even get her panties down. Good luck in the second round Tyler. It’s time for you to show Bill how to do this since it seems he has forgotten.
The Eagle Empire continues to score points like it grows on trees after top scoring against My Ball Zach Ertz
Just in case i need to remind some of you, here it is. Mark led the league in POINTS scored, set the record for most POINTS in a season game, won the top performer award for scoring the most total POINTS with 3 weekly high scores, still holds the record for the most POINTS in a playoff game. I think you guys get the point. What is even more impressive is Mark dropped the most POINTS in round one of the playoffs against the Luke who has the most career points in the league’s history. Mark continues to score points like its leaves growing on a tree, this shit comes easy to him. At this point of the season, Mark is considered the favorite to win it all. I’m sure you have all heard the famous lyrics, The more things change the more they stay the same, and that is especially true for Luke aka Dan Marino. Luke continues to be mentioned whenever someone brings up a league record, however when it comes time to talk about championships, Luke has to leave the room. Luke started the season great and even finished well despite losing a few key players. Once Luke got to the playoffs, he dropped to his knees similar to how Cam does whenever T walks into the room. Mark is primed and ready to put up another high score in the semifinals. All eyes will be on Mark as he tries to get his second championship.
Suck My Ditka adds another trophy to Who Dat Nation’s collection
Some of you may be confused by the header, well, let me explain. There was a time when Ryan was running through the league giving out trophies to many of you. One person in particular is the Champ, i mean chump. The kind of trophy Ryan was giving out is not like the ones the league gives out. The trophy Ryan was giving out were strategically planted in the middle of foreheads, that’s right, I’m referring to the mushroom stamp. Ryan first planted the “Chris sucked my ditka” stamp on Chris’s forehead back in week 12. Rumor has it Chris was just about to get over the impact of the first stamp and then here comes another. You thought Tua’s second concussion was bad? We’re probably not going to hear from Chris until winter of 2023 thanks to Ryan. We no longer have to worry about Chris dominating the league. I think as long as Ryan keeps ink in the stamp, we wouldn’t have to worry about Chris winning number 4. Ryan will be looking to make it to his 3rd final appearance. Three finals are impressive because we have teams that have never even made the playoffs in their entire career!
Semifinals Matchup
The semifinals are right around the corner, and we have four teams who are on a mission.
T is looking to win his second career championship.
Mark is looking to not only take home regular season awards but most importantly, he’s looking to capture one in the playoffs as well.
Ryan is probably having too much fun handing out mushroom stamps, but I am sure he wants nothing more than to capture his first championship
Tyler is the new blood that is making a lot of noise in the playoffs. Do you guys remember the first time you lost your virginity? Well, that’s Tyler right now after getting a taste of his first playoff win
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