A message from the champ – Last year was boring watching the sadness on all of my league mates faces as i dominated the entire season. This year i am taking a different approach. This yea I will sit back and let others win a few games, put a smile on their faces and make them feel like they have a chance. In the end, I will make a comeback and rip their hearts out like a real champ does!
The Big Green Banana now sits on top of the world after welcoming his third baby boy into the world
You know what they say, the third time is a charm. Jesse welcomed his third little boy into the world and he is his favorite. For those of you who have kids, you know there is one thing every dad looks forward to and that is to hear the baby’s first words. Yes, Jesse is T’s Daddy. The pic above is now hanging on every museum wall in the U.S. Jesse is on a historic run to start the season. he’s averaging over 140 points per game, 10 points more than the closet opponent. Last year the top performer winner in the ballers league won the award with only two high scores. Jesse already has two in the first three weeks. When it comes to the largest margin of victory, Jesse has led the way for three straight weeks, this is the first time the league has ever seen this happen. T may not be able to recover from this one. After talking the world of shit to Jesse, T now has to live with the constant reminder of how good Jesse is and how bad T is. It is going to be a long season if T doesn’t beat Cam in week 4.
Paul is looking to join the elites after a tough victory over Tinker Beck
After years of abuse, Paul is now looking like the abuser. After his first two seasons in the league, Paul came into this year with the second worst win percentage. I love the fact that he’s now trying to change that. It is not easy to win in this league so to see Paul with a winning record after week 3 is positive sign of big things to come for Paul this year. I want to see Paul win the division this year and just so I can say he was better than Jesse. RJ is a little bitch, and we all know it. From pink shirt after pink shirt, no one expects RJ to win shit. RJ loves being the legendary whore of the league. Just give it a few more weeks and you may see him at the bottom of the standings once again!
Flat Earthers is about to take the league by storm after putting a hurting on Luke’s Balls Zach
Military Walt is back and he sniping motherfuckers left and right! Last year Walt started 0-3 but he is showing us a completely different side of him. We’re so used to seeing Walt at the bottom of the standings, but Walt is turning his early draft pick into a gem of a season. Walt has not made a playoff appearance since 2018, that is going to change this year. Walt told me he wasn’t wearing his glasses this year, i guess he thinks his glasses clouded his judgement last year. I love this new Walt and I can’t wait to see what he does in the playoffs this year. For years Luke has ruled the league with his career wins but thanks to his loss to Walt he’s now tied with Bill for the most all time. Luke beat Walt in week 5 last year so it was great to see Walt get his revenge on this little bitch who is about to give up his career wins lead.
Bill used his gay powers to neutralize Shady
Some people win using skills, some win by pure luck, but Bill uses the rainbow. Bill is off to an impressive 3-0 start. For at least the past 2 seasons, Bill has really focused on passing Luke for the most career wins. If Bill keeps his winning streak and Luke takes an L, Bill will move into sole possession of first! I don’t know what to say about Shady. It appears that he prefers to lose games instead of winning them. He is turning into one of the worst players in this league, I can’t call him the new Walt because Walt is a fucking monster now. Maybe the new RJ because RJ loves the pink. Matt is already staring 0-4 in the face, usually that is a very strong sign that the pink shirt is on the way.
Cam pulls off the Prime Time win over PeanutButter
Ever since hitting puberty, Cam has become of the elites and has never looked back. No one is surprised to see Cam with a winning record to start the season. With multiple division titles under his belt, Cam is one team that we can guarantee will be in the playoffs year after year. When it comes to his week 3 opponent, unfortunately we can’t say the same. Ryan used to be the man, now he’s the man with a pussy. The days of fearing the suck my ditka are no more. Now it’s more like do you want to see my new pink pussy, like the shirt I may be wearing at the draft next year? The days of the mushroom stamp are over, peanutbutter is back and it’s being spread all over like Ryan’s legs
Who Dat Nation doesn’t give a fuck if you’re a janitor or the fucking Commissioner of the greatest fantasy football league
This one is fun to watch, not so much to see Chris get his first win, but because we get to see Jesse continue to troll Mark. Nothing makes my day more than watching Jesse and Cam giving people shit. It was good to See Chirs finally get into the winning column, especially after all the shit he’s heard about not being able to win another championship and him also not being the G.O.A.T of this league anymore. Despite Chris getting his first win, he still has a losing record. We expect more from a guy like Chris. Mark on the other hand, this fucker has gone downhill fast! I think we need to remind Mark that it is better to win games so he could be in the top eight and have a chance of winning the championship but instead Mark is heading in the opposite direction. In the word of the 12 year old on the PlayStation “YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!……Mark will get it.
Tvann32 pulled off an impressive win without Mr. Joe cool and zero from Mr. Lamb chops
Nothing makes me happier to see Tyler get this win. I love to watch Jason lose. Actually, there is one other thing that would make me, watching Jesse lose next. Anyway, big win by Tyler this week. I will say this now, the rest of the season will be very tough for Tvann based on the significant injuries he’s dealing with. If Tyler manages to finish this year with a winning record, he will without a doubt be the best coach in the league this year. All I have to say is fuck Jason, so happy he lost. I don’t every hear from him anymore but as soon as I love this mother fucker pops up out of nowhere to let me know how happy he is that I lost lol. Good job Tyler!
Good Luck in week 4!!!!
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