Over the years, we have had some really influential men to have walked the face of the earth. You may know some of these men and some you may not. I will introduce you to a selective few.
let’s take a look at the line up below.
For those of you who don’t know, I grew up with reggae music. When you talk about the pioneer of reggae, Bob is at the top of the list. He would be your Michael Jordan of basketball. Bob was an important figure in this world. Even though he’s gone, his memory and music will live on forever.
Now let’s take a look at my favorite reggae artist. His name is Vybz Kartel and I consider him to be the Kobe of basketball. The reason I like Vybz is because he is as straight forward as it gets. He sings about two things getting money and pussy, hard not to love a guy like that.
Now to my favorite in general. That’s right folks, it’s Ryan. When you talk about people who have and will forever have a lasting impression in this world, Ryan is at the top of the list. Do you know why Ryan named his team Suck My Ditka? It’s because he’s got a big fat Ditka that Cam likes to suck on. Ryan is on top of the world right now and Cam is on the bottom playing with his nut sac. So there you have it, a look at some of the most iconic men to have every blessed this world with their presence. Ryan is still in his prime, so he still has more to add to his Legendary status.
Bitch Ass Motherfucker
On the other side of greatness, you have the bitch ass motherfuckers. These are the dudes that cry and complain and have all the excuses in the world. These are the guys that make history for the wrong reason. These are the guys who becomes history, like Cam did in week 11.
Our bitch ass motherfucker for this week is Cam. Cam i have a message for you. YO BELICHICK YO SELF after taking all that DITKA last week!!!
The person we all know that does this extremely well is Cam. When Cam is winning, he is happy and talks the most shit in the world, the moment he loses, he has all the excuses in the world. Real men accept defeat and move on, little bitches like cam say stuff like.
“Ryan had 300 less points scored on him then I have…must be nice to have an easy match up every week” Just for reference, Ryan has, plays RJ this week, if Ryan beats RJ he would have taken down every owner that has a championship to their name. Cam might be right, winning championships is easy. It’s so easy even Cam can do…. wait, never mind.
“Let’s not forget i’d be 10-0 if I got to play his schedule.” technically, you did play Ryan’s schedule, Ryan has to play every single person once, and so do you, with the exception of week 8. Oh wait, you were hoping when you played everyone, they would just roll over and let you win? Sorry bud that’s not how this work. You have a super team, so everyone knows the only chance they have is if they come with their best.
“The absolute least amount of points have been scored against him, it’s not skill when you get lucky every weekend” You know, there is a guy in this league that has a total of three championships. I am pretty sure one day he mentioned sometimes you just get lucky. Even the great ones understand you need a little bit of luck on your side. I am guessing Ryan’s mindset is similar to many of the others in the league, where we don’t care how we win, as long as we win. Oh, and Cam, one of the reason’s Shady was the front runner for the MVP award at the mid-season point, was because he had the least amount of points scored against him. I’m guessing the selector is considering defense this year for his award.
With all of that said, I think my two favorite comments from this weekend came from Jason and Ryan. Cam had mentioned he wasn’t whining, he’s making points, Jason came out of nowhere to mentioned he’s making pancakes. You see Jason understands the situation. He knows he’s tied with Cam so all he needs to do this week is win when Cam loses and he will take over the nuber 2 spot while Cam drops to number 3!
I mentioned super team before I even realized Ryan said this lol. It was funny when Ryan told Cam that he’s sorry his super team took a super shit. This is a good back down to earth moment for Cam. Let’s see if he can remain focus to get back to his glory days.
BEAR DOWN
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