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Below you will find the pre-season rankings for all you legends!
14 – Mark Powers: Despite all of his Baller’s success, Mark will take the number 14 spot until he proves himself in the League of Legends. We know Mark is a Baller, but time will tell if he’s good enough to be a Legend.
13 – RJ: Mr. Resilient aka Mr. Pink Shirt! RJ once again finds himself at the bottom of the list. This should not be a surprise to anyone, ever since RJ won his one championship, he’s been a shitshow.
12 – Chris: This one is a shocker! Chris is a three-time winner of this league and finds himself sitting at the bottom of the rankings. Chris has hit rock bottom and he’s going to need a miracle to rise to the top again. Maybe he’ll put his muscles to use and lift his team off the ground before it gets stomped on again in 2026.
11 – Matt: This is a guy who is all about show lately. Matt drafts some of the best-looking fantasy teams out there. However, when it comes to performing, his team decides not to. Maybe Matt should draft a shitty team this year and see if that changes anything.
10 – T: Another three-time champ who finds himself at the bottom of the barrel. T was one of three teams from 2025 who could not score more than 1,500 points. I don’t think T will have back-to-back bad season, he too much of a warrior to allow that to happen.
9 – Mark Smith: The commissioner is another one of those powerhouse managers who had a shitty 2025 season. Mark almost looks like he forgot how to play this game. We’ll see what Mark has in store for the 2026 season.
8 – Paul: Paul had a decent 2025 season. Despite his 6-8 record, he was still able to make the playoffs. He was a first round exit but was still made it to the playoffs to give himself a shot at the ultimate title.
7 – Luke: If I were Luke, I would retire after winning a championship. Luke was once the guy we all wanted to be like, however overtime, he’s now the guy we all hope we can play against when we need a win. Let’s see if Luke can make a strong comeback in 2026 after missing the playoffs last year.
6 – Ryan: This dude is always a monster. Despite a losing record, Ryan was able to sneak into the playoffs. Ryan is always that one guy no one wants to see on their schedule. He’s as tough as they come and I expect to see him dominate in 2026.
5 – Cam: We’re now getting into the heavy hitters. If there is a guy, I could pick to represent what it means to rise to the cream of the crop, Cam would be that guy! Cam worked to get to this point in his career, and he has no intentions in slowing down. Expect to see Cam at the top for everything that ever happens in this league.
4 – Bill: The OG aka Mr. Eggplant. I believe Bill is probably the all-time winningest coach in the league right now. This will eventually be a writeup/podcast during the preseason. Bill is another one of those dudes you don’t want to mess with. The last time we messed with him he won a chip, so we just let him be!
3 – Jesse: The man who become one of the best the league has to offer. Jesse was once the kid we picked on but now, he’s like the Mafia! Jesse had a great 2025 season. He led the league in scoring to secure his Second scoring title among other accolades. Bigger Green Banana will be coming your way soon!
2 – Tyler: Last year’s division winner looked strong all season long. Tyler was the second leading scorer last year. Tyler ascended into greatness at an alarming rate. He has quickly become one of the teams that creates a challenge for all of his opponents. After a 10-win season in 2024, Tyler came back in 2025 with 11, which was his best season yet.
1 – Walt: The General!!!!!!! The king, the Legend. Walt is the top dog heading into the season. The Ju-Ju train is full and not taking any bandwagon fans. It is always a good thing when you start the season off as the Ambassadors favorite. I expect to see a lot of eggplants from Bill if Walt gets off to a hot start. Good luck champ, I hope you can repeat!
