SUCKMYJANKZZ
Life is great for Coach Jason. We should have all seen this coming. Jason started the year 1-0. Not only did Jason start 1-0 but he also started the year as the week 1 top performer with a score of 140.
Jason has always been under the radar in this league, after today this will no longer be the case. I don’t know if Jason just doesn’t like attention or if maybe he hasn’t done enough for the league to recognize him. Either way both of those things are going to change. When you become a legend in this league, you will always be remembered. Jason has now carved his name into the league of legends history.
I am convinced Jason had the best plan of anyone this year. I am not saying that because he won the championship, but the moves he made were just phenomenal. The most ballsy but impressive move was when Jason traded away his 3rd round pick for a free agent pickup. This takes a lot of courage and in the end it played a major role in Jason’s championship run!
Earlier in the playoffs Jason said his hero was Chris. For those of you who may not know, Chris is considered to be the GOAT by the Ambassador. My guess is Jason is now on a mission to get his own three championships. One of the coolest things about this year is Jason gets to receive one of the coolest Rings the league has ever seen.
It is amazing how when you look down the list of all the regular season award winners, Jason’s name is nowhere in sight. We have guys who have won multiple awards, then you have Jason who was only able to win one. I am sure if you ask those guys, they will happily trade places with Jason. Jason’s famous quote for this season, was beating legends to become a legend. During his quest to become legendary, Jason beat World Boss, Who Dat Nation and of course the big bad, well not so bad, Rugknuckles. No one could ever say beating these guys was a fluke. I am sure Jason will be coming out strong next year to prove this championship was not a fluke.
Welcome to Legendary Status Jason. You just changed the landscape of the league by keeping Bill from getting his third championship.
When there is a competition, you will have a winner and a loser. speaking of losers.
Bill came stumbling into the finals with a limp dick just like Josh was stumbling against the Jets. You would think when you get invited to the biggest fuck fest in the world you would want to make sure you’re rock solid and ready to roll, but not Bill, instead Bill decided to assume the position below.
Now I am not trying to make any connections here. I am not saying Bill likes Josh because Josh likes to have men lay him down and hug him from behind. All I am saying is Jason’s Jankzz was too much for Bill to handle.
There is no point to spend too much more time on Bill, because no one cares about the guy who made it to the league finals and all he will have to show for it is a fucking mug. Now that I have a new favorite, I fully expect to receive eggplant emojis from Bill all offseason.
Congratulations once again Jason. This is well deserved!
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